A little joke on a regular day

Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish

So if you’re having difficulty getting something done, it’s probably because a zebrafish is currently using the DNA.

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I Wonder why I only get done 1-1.2 % of the things I want.

:monkey:

I don’t know if you are aware of the “problems” the UK prime minister is having…

Live scenes as PM calls urgent Cobra meeting:

Completely safe for work!

COBRA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_Office_Briefing_Rooms
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Is this a bad joke?

M$ is definitely a joke :rofl:

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It depends of Point of View.

I think this is great. Because to be honest, Activision/Blizzard are already the same craphouse like EA or Ubisoft. I play for example Star Craft 2 coop a lot (over 4000hours). And since years no new features, maps, commanders, what ever. And the debacel they delivered the last years, i even didnt mentioned. And to be honest, atleast Microsoft do something good and tries to make the gaming expierence better (even more, if you compare it with sony).

to be honest, I’m eager waiting for the day when you switch to another kernel (linuxlibre as an example, or entirely to bsd) because of your hatred against microsoft. :rofl: :sweat_smile:

Here are another few tousands line of Code from Microsoft for Linux:

:wink: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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@lunainvictum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man :wink:

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I don’t think it’s great. :-1:

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strawman

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So https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarecrow ? :sweat_smile:

Is there a way somehow to change the Language of a Wikipedia Article? Because “Strohmann” (1:1 translation) means something like a undercover person.

Edit: found it. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strohmann-Argument

But still didnt understand what do you tried to tell me based on that what is written in the Wikipedia (because i didnt maked a argument but a statement referred to your answer). But nvm :kissing_heart:

@lunainvictum MS triggers some pavlovian reflexes around here, not sure a purely objective conversation is really feasible on the subject…

I think going deeper into this will only continue the inflammation process and will require some cooldown for this thread. It so happens this is my favorite thread, please don’t ruin it. Stick to funny jokes, and let’s have a laugh.

@all let’s forget that MS has eaten another fish and got a little fatter in the process. M$ does what M$ does.

Bring out the funny.

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Back on track, here’s an old one…

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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a big heart, that boy… all for the community :slight_smile:

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Pure gold

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I feel like Elon cheaps it out, i liked flamethrower much better… :rofl:

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Oh man I hate this guy. No matter what the joke promises to be I won’t click on it.

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I had a lot of problems with winget. Mostly I just couldn’t get it to work! It seemed to install without incident, but then when I invoked winget on the command line, it ignored me. No error message, no nothing. Good idea badly implemented.

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