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Little Debbie lives at 127.0.0.1 
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Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
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But, did you survive? 
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Ok I can’t draw to save my life, so for the following picture a caricature of Bill Gates talking to caricatures of average winshit users.
Microsoft at a conference: We are very excited to announce a new feature called Recall, it’s gonna be awesome!!!
Us: 
MS: No no no no, it’s gonna be totally cool and secure, we promise!!!
Us: 
MS at another conference the next day: Ok so we just had to teach it not to take screenshots while you have your credit card info and your banking stuff on screen, but I’m sure it’s gonna be totally fine from now on, pinky swear!!!
Us: 
P.S. Wanna hear something even funnier? This actually happened, I didn’t make it up, I just tried to put it into a funny presentation. 
So so so so glad I don’t use winshit anymore…
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There’s another version of that also has “- Sleep in peace”.
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