Usual pattern is:
- Keeping the thingamajig for years, taking up valuable space for other stuff
- After 10+ years, deciding to throw it away since it wasn’t ever used
- Two days later, urgent need to use that special thingamajig.
Happened just a few days ago to me.
- Huge cup took up space for years on the shelf, looking ugly
- Discovered that it was perfect to blend soups with stick mixer and give them to the sick wife
- Drop cup and shatter it into pieces
- Can’t find similar cup now
I hope your wife gets well soon.
Thanks, it was just nasty cold or flu, nothing serious. She’s back to work already.
Statistically, everyone on earth has one testicle.
Oh, damn… I’m going to hell for this one! 
overlords
See you there. 
I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants.
They let you put this up on YouTube? Amazing.
There is a video from after WW 1 about shell shock / ptsd, and someone merged the audio of Yakety Sax from the Benny Hill Show with this video. Long gone now from YT, unfortunately.
(You can simulate this by opening my second link and play it, then opening my first link in a separate tab, play and mute it right away).
This is even darker, but it was still hilarious when I found it. I think I’m joining you in hell.
Imagine wanting to be seen, but you were born with built-in camouflage. Sad.
I wonder how they find a partner 