A little joke on a regular day

-So what is the difference :astonished:
-Well, they put you in a comfy airplane and suddenly they push you out with a parachute that says Welcome and then they let you swim to land. :grinning:
-And that’s fun?
-Yes, the people on land cheer you on and throw lifevests to you when needed :partying_face:
-Oh… :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :thinking:

Well, as the cult leader, I’m allowed to take myself not too seriously… :stuck_out_tongue: :rofl:

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I mean, certainly beats the mainline cult, where it’s “WELCOME” as they adress you with a boot to the back out of the aircraft with an Ikea parachute that you have to assemble on your way down…or have a bad day.

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When you think about it, Arch is really perfect cargo cult model - you practically get cargo reward every minute, because updates newer stop :rofl:

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This one is one of my favourites and it couldn’t be farther from the truth

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The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.

He soon writes home to his father.

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here,

but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB

when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train.

Your son, Ahmed

Promptly, his father writes back.

My Dear son Ahmed,

$20 Million has just been transferred to your account.

Please stop embarrassing our family.

Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your dad

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– I wish I could stand Plasma, it looks so good…

– you only like ugly desktops? :smiley:

forum interaction

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No offense guys, I found the interaction hilarious…
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:robot: :laughing:

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Made my day! :joy:

John Connor’s foster-mom was pretty cool, used GNU/Linux :laughing:

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Early adopter it seems. Since T2 movie is from 1991 the same as Linux. :smiley:

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She knew how to survive and what tools to use. :wink: :laughing:

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Really, REALLY bad dad jokes… :older_man:

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dadjoke-which-doctor

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Barber humor… :barber: :joy:

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300
Gold pill your friends

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OEMs pay for it and customers pay that to OEMs as part of the price.

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but if youre Red Pilled you stay in Wonderland, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. :sunglasses:

What? It is a two-for-one day…

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:rofl: :joy:

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