-So what is the difference
-Well, they put you in a comfy airplane and suddenly they push you out with a parachute that says Welcome and then they let you swim to land.
-And that’s fun?
-Yes, the people on land cheer you on and throw lifevests to you when needed
-Oh…
Well, as the cult leader, I’m allowed to take myself not too seriously…
I mean, certainly beats the mainline cult, where it’s “WELCOME” as they adress you with a boot to the back out of the aircraft with an Ikea parachute that you have to assemble on your way down…or have a bad day.