I think the presidential debate I watched a few days ago was one of the best comedies of the year so far 
Standup comedy 
Even though they could barely stand up
The whole 2 party situation in the US feels absurd to Europeans.
Even more so that no third party can grab a hold while the 2 big ones canât provide a presidential candidate fit for the job.
Donât get me wrong, our own presidential candidates are not seen fit for the job quite often.
But the US is on another level and not just 1 time, but for the third election in a row now.
But I guess it is hard to find a place in this world where one can bare the pain of the political landscape with much else then humor. (parodies feel like an easy job these days)
⌠and prints it out in your pants?
Yeah, USA needs to make it easier for third parties and independent candidates to rise up but, I also have some reservations about that. The country I come from has that kind of system, there are tons of parties but at the end of the election it all devolves down into two coalitions and the bigger one forms the government.
I knew it. Do not worry, you will be aright. 
Donât worry I still test out the mud from time to time, hasnât harmed me yetâŚ
Yeah, now we are old enough to kill harmful bacteria with liquor. 
I think that bacteria would have a shock if it discovered what was in my blood
Are you sure?
Well, my carer says itâs normal
I guess he/she eats mud as well?
Well Iâve never seen them eat mud but they did lick the windowsâŚ