These are simply called roller blades!? 
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No…That’s called PR / AD departments go BRRRRRRR!!!11111
It means zoomers invented a wheel, don’t stand on their way!
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Steam sometimes gives me estimates like > 1 YEAR, I can relate.
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Did that once and never, ever ate Kit Kate again! That was forty years ago.
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For those days when you can’t make up your mind if you want to ride your motorcycle or your car. Do both!
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A Catholic nun was in need of a bath. Seeing no one was around, she filled the bath and got undressed and got in. After just a few minutes, a loud knock came to the door. “Who is it?” she asks. “It’s the blind man,” came the answer. Not ready to get out just yet, she figured if he’s blind, he won’t see anything anyway. “Okay, go ahead and come in” she says.
The man walks in and immediately snaps his head in her direction and says, “Whoa, what a nice set of big knockers!” Mortified, she jumps up and says, “I thought you said you were the blind man?” He says, “I am, where would you like me to hang the blinds…?”
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