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I’d love to see your place. We have a niece like that too. Sadly now, she got wrapped up in social media and dancing to tiktok… But she still wears outrageous clothes that don’t fit her… Disturbing.
STUPID F…BOMB SMELLY NERDS.
This made my day.
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My daughter doesn’t do a lot of social media, but she’s started picking up Gen Alpha slang from being online. It reminds me of the (thankfully short-lived) Valley Girl craze in the 80s. Like, you know, oh my god, it’s so totally, and, I mean, like, most of the words, totally have no meaning. Gag me with a pitchfork, it’s so five minutes ago. 
She’s the youngest. She has four older brothers who are 5-15 years older than she is, and I’m pretty sure she mostly does it to annoy us. 
I comfort myself by remembering that teenagers try on personalities as they figure out who they’re going to be as adults, and they outgrow the weirder stuff.
But she might stick to Cocaine Bear officiating her wedding just for the drama and the story. I’m already trying to figure out how to explain that to our priest.
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